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12/30/11

Be Calm...Please.....

A white woman, about 51 years old, was seated next to a black man on an airplane. Obviously disturbed by this, she called the air hostess. 

 "Madam what's the matter?" The hostess asked. "You obviously don't see it", the woman responded, "You placed me next to a black man and I do not agree to sit next to someone of such a repugnant group. Give me an alternative seat". 

"Be calm please" the hostess said. "Almost all the seats are taken on this flight. I will go see if another is available. Please give me one minute." 

The hostess went away and then came back a few minutes later. "Ma'am? I spoke to the captain and he informed me that no seats are available in the business class. All the same, we still have one in first class". Before the woman could respond, the hostess continued, "It is not usual for our company to permit someone from economy class to sit in first class. However, given the circumstances, the captain feels it would be scandalous to make someone sit next to someone so disgusting". 

The hostess then turned to the black man and said, "Therefore, sir, if you would like to please collect your hand luggage; a seat awaits you in first class". At that moment, all the other passengers who were observing, stood up an applauded.

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