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Secret Service Numbers

Secret Service Numbers-Use them if you suspect anyone is making threats!

ALABAMA

* BIRMINGHAM 205-731-1144

* MOBILE 251-441-5851

* MONTGOMERY 334-223-7601


ALASKA

* ANCHORAGE 907-271-5148


ARIZONA

* PHOENIX 602-640-5580

* TUCSON 520-622-6822


ARKANSAS

* LITTLE ROCK 501-324-6241


CALIFORNIA

* FRESNO 559-487-5204

* LOS ANGELES 213-894-4830

* RIVERSIDE 951-276-6781

* SACRAMENTO 916-930-2130

* SAN DIEGO 619-557-5640

* SAN FRANCISCO 415-744-9026

* SAN JOSE 408-535-5288

* SANTA ANA 714-246-8257

* VENTURA 805-383-5745


COLORADO

* DENVER 303-850-2700


CONNECTICUT

* NEW HAVEN 203-865-2449


DELAWARE

* WILMINGTON 302-573-6188


DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA

* WASHINGTON, D.C. 202-406-8000


FLORIDA

* FORT MYERS 239-334-0660

* JACKSONVILLE 904-296-0133

* MIAMI 305-863-5000

* ORLANDO 407-648-6333

* TALLAHASSEE 850-942-9523

* TAMPA 813-228-2636

* WEST PALM BEACH 561-659-0184


GEORGIA

* ALBANY 229-430-8442

* ATLANTA 404-331-6111

* SAVANNAH 912-652-4401


GUAM

* HAGATNA 671-472-7395


HAWAII

* HONOLULU 808-541-1912


IDAHO

* BOISE 208-334-1403


ILLINOIS

* CHICAGO 312-353-5431

* SPRINGFIELD 217-726-8453


INDIANA

* INDIANAPOLIS 317-226-6444


IOWA

* DES MOINES 515-284-4565


KANSAS

* WICHITA 316-267-1452


KENTUCKY

* LEXINGTON 859-223-2358

* LOUISVILLE 502-582-5171


LOUISIANA

* BATON ROUGE 225-925-5436

* NEW ORLEANS 504-841-3260


MAINE

* PORTLAND 207-780-3493


MARYLAND

* BALTIMORE 443-263-1000


MASSACHUSETTS

* BOSTON 617-565-5640


MICHIGAN

* DETROIT 313-226-6400

* GRAND RAPIDS 616-454-4671

* SAGINAW 989-497-0580


MINNESOTA

* MINNEAPOLIS 612-348-1800


MISSISSIPPI

* JACKSON 601-965-4436


MISSOURI

* KANSAS CITY 816-460-0600

* SPRINGFIELD 417-864-8340

* ST. LOUIS 314-539-2238


MONTANA

* BILLINGS 406-245-8585


NEBRASKA

* OMAHA 402-965-9670


NEVADA

* LAS VEGAS 702-868-3000

* RENO 775-784-5354


NEW HAMPSHIRE

* MANCHESTER 603-626-5631


NEW JERSEY

* ATLANTIC CITY 609-487-1300

* NEWARK 973-971-3100

* TRENTON 609-989-2008


NEW MEXICO

* ALBUQUERQUE 505-248-5290


NEW YORK

* ALBANY 518-436-9600

* BUFFALO 716-551-4401

* JFK 718-553-0911

* MELVILLE 631-293-4028

* NEW YORK 718-840-1000

* ROCHESTER 585-232-4160

* SYRACUSE 315-448-0304

* WHITE PLAINS 914-682-6300


NORTH CAROLINA

* CHARLOTTE 704-442-8370

* GREENSBORO 336-547-4180

* RALEIGH 919-790-2834

* WILMINGTON 910-313-3043
 

NORTH DAKOTA

* FARGO 701-239-5070


OHIO

* AKRON 330-761-0544

* CINCINNATI 513-684-3585

* CLEVELAND 216-706-4365

* COLUMBUS 614-469-7370

* DAYTON 937-222-2013

* TOLEDO 419-259-6434


OKLAHOMA

* OKLAHOMA CITY 405-810-3000

* TULSA 918-581-7272


OREGON

* PORTLAND 503-326-2162


PENNSYLVANIA

* HARRISBURG 717-221-4411

* PHILADELPHIA 215-861-3300

* PITTSBURGH 412-281-7825

* SCRANTON 570-346-5781


PUERTO RICO

* SAN JUAN 787-277-1515


RHODE ISLAND

* PROVIDENCE 401-331-6456


SOUTH CAROLINA

* CHARLESTON 843-388-0305

* COLUMBIA 803-772-4015

* GREENVILLE 864-233-1490


SOUTH DAKOTA

* SIOUX FALLS S 605-330-4565


TENNESSEE

* CHATTANOOGA 423-752-5125

* KNOXVILLE 865-545-4627

* MEMPHIS 901-544-0333

* NASHVILLE 615-736-5841


TEXAS

* AUSTIN 512-916-5103

* DALLAS 972-868-3200

* EL PASO 915-533-6950

* HOUSTON 713-868-2299

* LUBBOCK 806-472-7347

* MCALLEN 956-994-0151

* SAN ANTONIO 210-308-6220

* TYLER 903-534-2933

* WACO 254-741-0576


UTAH

* SALT LAKE CITY 801-524-5910


VERMONT

* BURLINGTON 802-651-4091


VIRGINIA

* NORFOLK 757-441-3200

* RICHMOND 804-592-3086

* ROANOKE 540-857-2208


WASHINGTON

* SEATTLE 206-553-1922

* SPOKANE 509-353-2532


WEST VIRGINIA

* CHARLESTON 304-347-5188


WISCONSIN

* MADISON 608-264-5191

* MILWAUKEE 414-297-3587


WYOMING

* CHEYENNE 307-772-2380


OVERSEAS OFFICES: LISTED BY COUNTRY

* BRAZIL (BRASILIA) 011-55-613-312-7523

* BULGARIA (SOFIA) 011-359-2-939-5646

* CANADA

o MONTREAL 1-514-939-8400 x2092

o OTTAWA 1-613-688-5460

o TORONTO 1-416-640-8661

o VANCOUVER 1-604-689-3011



* COLOMBIA (BOGOTA) 011-571-315-1318

* CHINA (HONG KONG) 011-852-2841-2524

* FRANCE (PARIS) 011-331- 4312-7100

* FRANCE (INTERPOL / LYON) 011-334-7244-7198

* GERMANY (FRANKFURT) 011-49-697-535-3763

* ITALY

o ROME 011-390-64-674-2736

* MEXICO (MEXICO CITY) 011-52-55-5080-2212

* NETHERLANDS (EUROPOL / THE HAGUE) 011-3170-353-1533

* ROMANIA (BUCHAREST) 011-40-21-200-3462

* RUSSIA (MOSCOW) 011-7495-728-5093

* SOUTH AFRICA (PRETORIA) 011- 2-712-342-3380

* SPAIN (MADRID) 011-34-91-587-2203

* THAILAND (BANGKOK) 011-662-255-1959

* UNITED KINGDOM (LONDON) 011-44-207-627-8167