♪♫•*¨*•♫♪Grandma Got Run Over By a Boehner♪♫•*¨*•♫♪

by Jon S. Randal on Monday, December 6, 2010

Grandma got run over by a Boehner

watching FOX at her house Christmas eve.

She voted for the Repugs to help her

At least, that's what she wanted to believe.

She'd been watching FOX as usual.

And she didn't know how to vote

Then she'd forgot her medication,

So she voted for all the GOP goats.

When we found her Christmas mornin,'

at the scene of the attack.

She had orange hoof prints on her forehead,

And Sarah Palin claw marks on her back.

Grandma got run over by a Boehner,

watching FOX at her house Christmas eve.

You can say there's no such thing as Santa,

when the GOP cuts benefits and deceives.

Now Grandma's in the hospital

and we don't know what to do

Beohner wants to repeal her health care

and, cut her medicare, too

And, my unemployment checks have stopped

and, I can't find any work

Cuz all the jobs they outsourced...

to profit all these rich, fat jerks

Grandma got run over by a Boehner,

watching FOX at her house Christmas eve.

What good is this GOP "Pledge" for?

When it's the rich who receives?

Now there's very little on the table.

And even the little kids are hungry as well

The GOP blocked the kids food stamps

Oh, this country's just goin' to hell

I've warned all my friends and neighbors.

"Better watch out for yourselves."

They should never have voted...

for a party that only thinks of themselves.

Grandma voted for the GOP and Boehner,

'Cuz she fell into a FOX trap

You can be sure that next time

Grandma ain't falling for this "chicken crap"