This Is Just Funny! (I had to share)

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Gryphen

(These are captures from Sarah's last appearance on the Hannity Show)

One

"Sean, just like you I am fit to be tied that the NAACP is actually going to call the super patriotic, freedom loving, God fearing, creative sign making, Tea Party movement a bunch of racists. All the people at those rallies did was make a few hy-larious signs showing Obama as a turban wearing Arab, or a Hitler mustache wearing socialist, or an adorable little monkey. What is so racist about that?"

Two

"Is my mouthy sagging again? Dammit I must have popped a stitch again!"

Three

"By the by there Sean. Just WHO does that Bill O'Reilly think he is anyway? Do you know that son-of-a-bitch tried to ask me REAL questions last time I was on his show? Did he not read my agreement with Fox News? No frickin hard questions!"

Four

"Did you hear I got that little porn star bastard back under my control? Yep all it took was a carefully planted seed (Thanks Ben) and we had the little prick right back where we wanted him. Hello 2012!"

Five

"Yeah I tole Levi to place his nasty sperm filled nuggets right here before he started his apology to my family. And every time he did not look sorry enough to me, I just gave them a little squeeze. By the end he was so sorry tears were running down his cheeks."

Six

"I said to Bristol, clear as day, that she needed to remember that pretending NOT to be pregnant is MUCH harder then pretending TOO be pregnant. I also told her she would be fine so long as she did not allow herself to be photographed or videotaped by the media. Did the little idiot listen? Hell no!"

Seven

"Hey ya know I caught that Rebecca Mansour standing in front of the mirror wearing one of my wigs and a pair of my glasses. Ya think I should be worried?"